"In The Surveillance State, We're All Cam Girls" Sarcastic T-Shirt

This black t-shirt features a vintage warning-sign style graphic that reads "In the Surveillance State, We're All Cam Girls," paired with an illustrated silhouette of a woman posed in front of a security camera. The bold red-and-white distressed design gives it a retro caution-sign look, while the tongue-in-cheek phrase turns a serious topic mass surveillance and privacy loss into a sharp piece of dark humor.

It's a design for people who like to comment on modern life with sarcasm rather than a lecture. The joke plays on how constant monitoring, security cameras, and data tracking have made everyone feel watched, likening the always-on surveillance state to being broadcast to an audience.

Great for:

• Fans of dark, satirical, or privacy-themed humor
• Anyone who follows civil liberties, privacy rights, or surveillance culture commentary
• Streetwear and statement tee collectors
• Gifts for a friend who's vocal about privacy or government overreach
• Casual wear with a bold, conversation-starting message

The vintage warning-label aesthetic combined with a sharp punchline makes this shirt easy to spot and easy to remember. It's a distinctive way to comment on surveillance culture without saying a word beyond what's already printed.

If your humor leans dark and political, and you've got opinions about being watched, this shirt says it plainly.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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SIZE GUIDE

All measurements are in inches. The garment was laid flat.

How to measure:

• Chest Width: Measure across the shirt, 1 inch below the armhole, from seam to seam.
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
• Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.

Fit note: Our tees are made with a relaxed, oversized fit. If you prefer a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.

Still unsure? Contact us and we'll help you find the right size.