"Strawberry Jams But My Beretta Don't" Funny Teddy Bear T-Shirt

Description

Description

This white t-shirt features an illustrated teddy bear with a pink bow, a strawberry-print outfit, and a pink handgun in hand, sitting beside a jar of strawberry jam and fresh strawberries. Above and below the illustration, bold red lettering reads "Strawberry Jams, But My Beretta Don't" a playful wordplay pun that pairs sweet, girly imagery with a sassy, gun-loving punchline.

The design leans into a "cute but tough" aesthetic, mixing pastel, storybook-style illustration with a bold attitude. It's the kind of graphic that catches people off guard in a fun way, blending Southern charm, sass, and a love of firearms into one memorable design.

Great for:

Fans of country-style or Southern sass graphic tees
Gun-owning women with a playful sense of humor
Lovers of cute teddy bear or pastel-style illustration art
Gifts for someone who loves puns and firearms alike
Casual wear with a bold, conversation-starting statement

The soft color palette contrasts sharply with the edgy message, making the design memorable and easy to spot. It's a fun way to combine a love of sweet, whimsical art with a confident, no-nonsense attitude.

If you like your humor sweet on the surface with a little bite underneath, this shirt delivers exactly that combination.

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Size Chart

Size Chart

SIZE GUIDE

All measurements are in inches. The garment was laid flat.

Size	Chest Width	Length	Sleeve Length
S	18	28	8
M	20	29	8.5
L	22	30	9
XL	24	31	9.5
2XL	26	32	10

How to measure:

Chest Width: Measure across the shirt, 1 inch below the armhole, from seam to seam.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.

Fit note: Our tees are made with a relaxed, oversized fit. If you prefer a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.

Still unsure? Contact us and we'll help you find the right size.