Funny “Selling D*ck” Novelty Shirt – Crude Humor Graphic Tee

Description

Description

This loud, bubble-lettered shirt leans all the way into a crude, over-the-top joke. The design is printed in bright yellow puffy text with a bold black outline, giving it a cartoonish, exaggerated look.

A grinning, smirking emoji face is worked right into the lettering, winking out from the middle of the design. Starburst accents frame the bottom line of text, adding extra pop to the layout.

This is a bold, in-your-face novelty tee built entirely around a crude innuendo joke. It’s loud by design, meant to get a laugh (or a double take) rather than blend in.

Who it’s for

Shoppers who love crude, over-the-top adult humor
Fans of bold, cartoonish novelty graphic tees
Anyone looking for a shock-value gag shirt

Great for

Gag gifts for a friend with a bold sense of humor
Bachelor or bachelorette parties
Casual wear for anyone who likes a loud, funny statement tee

If you’re looking for a crude novelty shirt or an outrageous gag gift tee, this bold yellow emoji design brings the joke front and center.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Delivery & Returns

Size Chart

Size Chart

SIZE GUIDE

All measurements are in inches. The garment was laid flat.

Size	Chest Width	Length	Sleeve Length
S	18	28	8
M	20	29	8.5
L	22	30	9
XL	24	31	9.5
2XL	26	32	10

How to measure:

Chest Width: Measure across the shirt, 1 inch below the armhole, from seam to seam.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.

Fit note: Our tees are made with a relaxed, oversized fit. If you prefer a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.

Still unsure? Contact us and we'll help you find the right size.