"I Am The Red Flag, Licensed & Insured" Funny T-Shirt

This heathered white t-shirt features a bold vintage badge design with a red flag icon on top, followed by the bold phrase "I Am The Red Flag" and, in a smaller banner below, the punchline: "(Licensed & Insured)." The retro-style typography and star accent give it a distressed, emblem-like look, similar to a vintage warning label or badge of honor.

It's a self-aware, playful take on modern dating slang, turning the "red flag" concept into a confident, humorous confession rather than something to hide. Instead of denying it, this shirt leans all the way in  red flag and proud, professionally certified even.

Great for:

• Fans of dating humor and modern slang-inspired graphic tees
• Anyone who jokes about being "the problem" in relationships
• Casual, funny statement wear for going out or everyday use
• Gifts for a friend with a self-deprecating, playful sense of humor
• Bachelorette parties, birthdays, or "just for fun" gifting

The vintage badge styling and bold red-and-black color scheme make the design easy to read and instantly recognizable, giving it a classic Americana feel with a modern punchline. It's a confident, funny way to own your reputation instead of running from it.

If you already know you're the red flag, this shirt makes it official.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

• Free shipping on US orders over $150
• US Flat Rate Shipping $5
• International shipping & duties charges calculated at checkout
• Carbon-Neutral Shipping
• All of our packaging is plastic-free and recyclable.

SIZE GUIDE

All measurements are in inches. The garment was laid flat.

How to measure:

• Chest Width: Measure across the shirt, 1 inch below the armhole, from seam to seam.
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
• Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.

Fit note: Our tees are made with a relaxed, oversized fit. If you prefer a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.

Still unsure? Contact us and we'll help you find the right size.